I has the day off tomorrow. ^_^
Think I’m helping my friend with his web design final. Haha. Should be a good day. (:
Immune system:
What the hell is that?
Pollen:
Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system:
OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen:
What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system:
OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen:
The what?
Mucus membranes:
Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system:
ALL OF THEM.
Pollen:
Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
Me:
*Sneezes*
do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go
why
the fuck
did nobody punch me in the face
(Source: luciditydream)
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
I am
